I guess having your bong jokes end up on Valleywag makes you a Thought Leader.
— Alex Payne
Seriously, Redditors wouldn’t do Jack shit. First they would have to see past the cheeto dust surrounding them. Second they have to wobble to the door. Third, fuck, out. of. Breath. Need cheetos for energy.
— reddit
I PDI’d the shit out of him, but no idea if he’s going to PDI
— Me, taking things too far
The fact that most people worship at the relational temple doesn’t mean that it’s actually a good idea in many cases.
— Petrilli
Boy, it sure was a good idea to store browser history in a database. Again.
— Jamie Zawinsky on Firefox’s SQLite problems
Don’t be a pussy, pick him up.
And to us, C++ was the ultimate in Roman decadence. I mean, it was equivalent to going and vomiting so you could eat more
— Steve Yegge
I love this guy.