Jun 6th
I guess having your bong jokes end up on Valleywag makes you a Thought Leader.
— Alex PayneJun 5th
Seriously, Redditors wouldn’t do Jack shit. First they would have to see past the cheeto dust surrounding them. Second they have to wobble to the door. Third, fuck, out. of. Breath. Need cheetos for energy.
— reddit
Jun 4th
I PDI’d the shit out of him, but no idea if he’s going to PDI
— Me, taking things too farJun 2nd
The fact that most people worship at the relational temple doesn’t mean that it’s actually a good idea in many cases.
— PetrilliMay 26th
Boy, it sure was a good idea to store browser history in a database. Again.
— Jamie Zawinsky on Firefox’s SQLite problemsMay 23rd
Don’t be a pussy, pick him up.
May 18th
May 13th
And to us, C++ was the ultimate in Roman decadence. I mean, it was equivalent to going and vomiting so you could eat more
— Steve YeggeMay 12th
I love this guy.